There once was a girl snail named Kelly. All the weirdest boy snails were in love with her because she was nice to them and she didn’t smell bad and she wasn’t as slimy as all the other girl snails. One Friday she left for a big adventure to a neighboring yard where the humans let the grass grow real tall and all the creatures weren’t nearly as boring as the ones in Kelly’s yard. There were grasshoppers and mung flies and shitty beetles but Kelly wasn’t scared, she was meeting her best snail buds Billy and Mikey and Debra Sou. This was gonna be the best snail weekend ever with camping and singing and weenie roasts, Kelly was thrilled to hell. She had to get up really early though to make her hair pretty and brush her teeth and she was on the road by 5a.m. She had a little snail bindle and a bagged lunch consisting of turkey chili(weird food for a snail, I know!) After about an hour travelling--remember snails are notoriously slow-- Kelly stopped to take a swim in a puddle. A little known snail fact is that they love to swim and they actually get out of their shells to do so, this fact has escaped the inquisitive minds of human scientists for centuries.
After her swim she dried herself off with a leaf, got back in her shell and continued on her merry way.
To be continued…
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