Border Police: Lettuce Unit.

I haven't ridden my bike even once since I've been home, sorry. Your lettuce caused me no small amount of stress at the border too, they pulled us over into their little panic room(I'm pretty sure it's 'cuz i couldn't look the guy in the eye) and asked us all sorts of questions, "why Idaho? I was there a few weeks ago and there's nothing there!"-- said the woman. They searched the car and got quite caught up on Stan's gin seng. They weren't too worried about the lettuce though. When the guy asked if there were any pointy needles or anything I burst out with, "there's some lettuce!" This made Stan and Oliver laugh which made me even more nervous, 'cuz i thought maybe they'd think we were high.