Last night I went to this metal show and this hot metal girl approached me before the headlining band and she was all like, "are you ready to rock out with your cock out?"  along with some other typically metal pleasantries.  She seemed quite drunk and then she started hugging me and stuff which was exciting to put it lightly.  Then, much to my sadness, she looks up at me and says,  "oh my god,  I thought you were somebody else."  This is my life.