The dream girl:

 

She’s the one you wish you could save all your competent and or hilarious moments for.  She’s easy to make laugh and full of the kind of self-assuredness that’s unique to sexpots and mountain lions.  She feigns enthusiasm for your pitiable efforts but in your more lucid moments it’s easy to recognize her true aloofness.

 

The reality girl:

 

Her spastic and unpredictable movements are something you can relate to personally, while her failed attempts at humor and her sometimes-clumsy command of the English language, aren’t the worst concessions you’ve been asked to make over the years.  There is something about her that’s undeniably attractive; she’s very affectionate and she has a pretty --if not beautiful-- face.

 

The forbidden girl:

 

You share a common lonesomeness with this girl and you fear the day the two of you should accidentally fall into each other’s arms.  That would truly be a mistake.