Tom: You’re the kind of friend that’ll never acknowledge I’m the man I wish I was.
Jim: You’re a nice guy, you’re just not as funny and smart as you think you are.
Tom: That’s fine, I think I’m so hilarious that if --for arguments sake-- I’m falling short of my own assessment, I’m still doing quite well. It’s really about confidence, see?
Tom: You’re not confident, you’re delusional. You think you’re one of these great men from history. Humility can go a long way you know?
Jim: Strategically, humility is only good at getting you in the door; once you’ve got people’s attention you’ve gotta show them you believe in yourself. And who are you to talk about humility anyway? In the privacy of your own home you’re the greatest self-promoter I know.
Tom: I’m just having a laugh when I sing my own praises. I’m the best at video games among my low-life friends, I’m not Napoleon or Groucho Marx.
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